Andy Laub

Andy Laub is a designer & developer in the Twin Cities.

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E-O-T-Y »

Well, here is the finale for 04. It was what I would call a moderately exciting year. Here’s the best stuff:

Events:

  • January – I bought my Powerbook and became a full circle Mac user
  • February – after months of waiting, we finally move to our new apartment
  • March – I got promoted at work, bought a PS2
  • August – I decided I couldn’t function without a car
  • December – CellOne is done, and I am happy with Sprint

Music:

  • The College Dropout – Kanye West
  • Franz Ferdinand – Franz Ferdinand
  • Super D – Ben Folds
  • The Spine – They Might Be Giants
  • Pressure Chief – CAKE

Movies:

  • The Incredibles
  • The Butterfly Effect
  • Napoleon Dynomite
  • Kill Bill
  • Shrek 2

Games:

  • GTA San Andreas
  • Half-Life
  • Burnout 3: Takedown
  • Katamari Damacy
  • Sly 2: Band of Theives

Cars:

  • Acura TL
  • Chrysler 300C
  • Land Rover LR3
  • Porsche 997
  • Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

Stuff We Bought:

Cell One Responds (Very Nicely) »

First, their response:

Dear Mr. Laub,

Thank you for contacting Cellular One. I apologize for the way your were treated by our sales representatives and that you were not informed about our GSM promotions. A copy of your email will be forwarded to the Wausau store manager for review.

As you are porting your number out to Sprint, your service will cancel after the port has been completed. Any applicable early termination fees will be applied to your final bill. We are sorry to lose you as a customer.

And mine:

I appreciate your timely response. I am genuinely not trying to be unreasonable, and I appreciate that you’re forwarding the information to a local authority.

I am aware for the termination fees, and although at this point I don’t see myself switching back, we’ll see how everything is in two years.

Thanks again,

Andy

Dear Cell One, »

I’m writing to let you know that I’m finished.

When I first signed on for your service, I was very pleased. This was back in 2002, when everything was TDMA. It was relatively simple to find a plan that fit – your home coverage area wasn’t the best, but with the Minnesota/Wisconsin plan I was very happy (I was commuting to Stevens Point at the time, so I needed a plan that worked south of Marathon County.

As time passed, I was still pleased, and would readily recommend your company to others. I was excited when one of your employees told me GSM was coming in early 2004. Unfortunately, I’d still have to wait another year before my contract expired to switch to GSM. Because of this, I went ahead and bought a new (TDMA) phone in March of 2004 to replace my aging Nokia 3360. I was happy, although not as happy as I would’ve been on GSM. Not two weeks later, my roommate got GSM from you. I was confused, since his contract hadn’t expired yet. I learned that you had a special offer where customers could switch to GSM, get a substantial discount on phones, and get a discounted monthly fee. I would’ve loved to have that, but I had just bought a new phone. That made me wonder why the person I bought the phone from (at your kiosk in the Wausau Center Mall) hadn’t told me about GSM at all.

That’s where the ship started to sink.

After that I was kind of disappointed, being stuck with a new phone that I could only use for TDMA service. I called your store in Rib Mountain to find out whether there was anything I could do, but I already had used my phone for more than 30 minutes so I was stuck with it.

Time passed, and I started to count down the months until my contract expired, so I could get a new phone. The thought entered my head to sign up for GSM in mid-summer, figuring that I’ll just suck up the cost of another new phone. However, the offer was gone. I was unhappy at the time, but now I am thankful because this brings me to another point–

From the point of view of a Nokia-user, your GSM phones are awful. I mean, the Motorolas are contenders, but a friend of mine bought a V400 that, admittedly, is very cool, but also seemingly very buggy, since every other week she had a loaner phone from you. The V600 is nice but costly. The Nokia selection was abyssmal then and still is. The two camera phones you carry look absurd and are something I’d actually be embarrassed to use. Speaking of absurd and embarrassing, there’s the Curitel Identity. I hope that’s a joke, right?

Anyway, I kept hoping that maybe you’d have nice Nokias in by next year, so I could buy a nice one when the contract expired. At the same time, though, I was starting to think that maybe I’d be better somewhere else. Your new GSM plans are nothing to be excited about (from somebody who is currently paying $34.00 a month including tax), and the service isn’t that impressive (yet). I wanted a company that was nationwide and acted like it. By this I mean it would get the newest phones when they came out, instead of deliberating on whether anyone would buy them. Sprint came along. They did this one better, in that people actually make phones just for them. And they’re good phones.

Finally, yesterday (Saturday 12/11/04 in the Wausau Center Mall), I was so bored with waiting that I went to the mall to find out how much it would cost if I left your service that day. The person gave me the figure, and asked why I was leaving. I told her that was going to Sprint because they have better plans and better phones. I guess this set something off with her, because she became immediately defensive and condescending, as though I didn’t know what I was talking about. She responded that you have the same plans as Sprint. Not true. Sprint has a plan that I wanted more. I wasn’t in the mood to argue with somebody about my decision, so I just responded, exasperated, that I still thought they had better phones. She launched into a speech about how you have fourteen new phones (good for you, but they’re still not Nokias). I responded that I liked Sprint’s phones better, and just received an angry look. I told her about being unhappy with the general service, and how I bought a new phone in March and was not made aware of the GSM sale. She said it was because you weren’t advertising it. I responded that it was still very frustrating.

It is frustrating still. I can understand having a sale and not advertising it in newspapers, but when someone comes up to buy a phone that you know is practically obsolete, why not tell them something better is available. If that had happened, I wouldn’t be writing this letter right now. What bothers me even more is, everytime I mention it to someone within your company, the response implies that I’m at fault for not constantly asking what your special offers are. Isn’t that why they’re called offers — because you offer them to people?

And on the subject of the representative I spoke with yesterday: awful. Making a customer feel stupid is not a good way to handle things. Here is what might have made me stay:

If she had said, OK, well if that’s the problem, I can sign you up with GSM right now and give you the new contract price on a phone, I mgiht have considered. If she had sent me to the Rib Mountain store, that would’ve been fine too. But she didn’t try. She was losing my business and she didn’t care. I guess I am not surprised, because companies such as yours seem to be more focused on signing on new people than keeping your current customers happy.

I actually went over to the Rib Mountain store to ask about switching again, but I didn’t talk to anybody there. I am glad, because I would’ve ended up with another mediocre phone, at best, and at worst would’ve just been talked down to again.

It is for those reasons that I ordered a Samsung VM-A680 and a two-year contract with Sprint PCS yesterday evening. That phone is one of the highest-rated phones available and I’ll be pleased to be using it instead of my outdated Nokia 3560.

That’s the end of the story. Thanks for 1.5 decent years and 1 mediocre one. A response is welcome,

Andy

My Stomach Hurts (I Hate Election Day) »

I voted today. I hope it makes some sort of difference. That’s all I’m saying about that.
More things:

New iPods – eh, I guess they’re alright. I don’t really have a use for putting pictures on an iPod – I mean, it might come in handy if we see connectivity to camera phones or something, but that would require a much higher resolution picture to even make the iPod a worthwhile storage option. I am kind of sad that the 60 gig HD is exclusive to the iPod Photo, but then again I’m not buying another one any time soon so it doesn’t really matter. The U2 iPod is a neat admittedly gimmicky thing, but I wouldn’t consider any iPod that doesn’t include a dock, especially since for $10 more than adding a dock for your U2 iPod (which I don’t even suppose would match?) you can double your storage and get a dock anyway.

Grand Theft Auto – still fun.

I don’t overly know what else is going on. I am counting down the months (kind of) until my cell contract expires (I’ve got awhile – it’s July) and I can finally get a new one. I don’t know that I’ll stick with what I have now. Sprint is a viable option, but we’ll see what kind of phones are available when the time comes. I have always been a fan of Nokias although Motorola almost kind of has me liking them with the V600. Unfortunately, poor Mac support is enough to drive me away.

Cingular is merging (merged?) with ATT Wireless. Good for them. We’d be all set if they’d just come to Wausau (or buy Cell One)

Here’s a thought, Apple. You now have an iPod store. Don’t fill up the top space of the regular store with the iPod crap. I swear to God, if you change from a computer company that makes music players to a music player company that also makes computers I will drop you like a hand grenade.