Status..es. Statii?

Just watched this: http://bit.ly/dn705r – mind blown.

15:58 on 11 Mar 10 / t / 0

Ugh, I just made a Chuck Norris reference in 2010. I’m claiming temporary insanity.

08:20 on 10 Mar 10 / t / 0

Saw a billboard on top of a car on the way back from lunch pushing to rename the 400 Block “Freedom Square”. Fuck. No.

14:44 on 08 Mar 10 / t / 0

Success!

19:33 on 06 Mar 10 / t / 0

It’s time to update my Lady Gaga playlist.

12:56 on 06 Mar 10 / t / 0

This weather is AWESOME.

12:47 on 06 Mar 10 / t / 0

It occurs to me that I’ve had this same pair of wallpapers on my computer since I got it two years ago.

16:20 on 05 Mar 10 / t / 0

Wait… I want to EAT pork.

19:39 on 04 Mar 10 / t / 0

I want to pork.

19:38 on 04 Mar 10 / t / 0

@darceywestcott that’s pretty lame. At least specify the $99 requirement.

15:00 on 04 Mar 10 / t / 0

#happyinternetday, everybody!

08:36 on 04 Mar 10 / t / 0

Banana bread oatmeal with slices of actual banana is a breakfast win.

11:30 on 02 Mar 10 / t / 0

Just a reminder: http://bit.ly/aUSknL

23:23 on 01 Mar 10 / t / 0

Suddenly I want to go to Canadia.

22:56 on 01 Mar 10 / t / 0

Dear Twitter, would you like to buy a large television? I have one available.

22:02 on 28 Feb 10 / t / 0

Just played the Darksiders demo. It was exhausting, to the point where I quit before finishing it.

15:32 on 28 Feb 10 / t / 0

Reality shows are for people with self-esteem issues to watch.

11:21 on 27 Feb 10 / t / 0

Nike’s websites are just about the worst abuse of Flash I have ever experienced.

14:10 on 26 Feb 10 / t / 0

Mark Sheppard is in every show.

20:09 on 25 Feb 10 / t / 0

I CANNOT believe that I can’t open a .pages file from iWork 09 in iWork 08. That is… Windows-esque.

10:05 on 24 Feb 10 / t / 0

HTML emails are a shitty way to convey a lot of information.

15:38 on 23 Feb 10 / t / 0

Protip: 8.5″ x 11″ is not the ideal format for a website.

16:00 on 22 Feb 10 / t / 0

Heh. Breast Buy.

11:52 on 21 Feb 10 / t / 0

@JDRosenberg that is great!

11:27 on 21 Feb 10 / t / 0

Field Notes on the 2010 Chicago Auto Show. Eerily accurate.

09:04 on 18 Feb 10 / # / 0