Andy Laub

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The cheese is a lie

It’s a metaphor. I think.

17:33 on 01 Apr 2008

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Observations from a Saturday in Minneapolis

A trip to Minneapolis accomplishes damn near nothing.

21:37 on 09 Oct 2006

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Brain game

A simple brain exercise.

20:08 on 06 Oct 2006

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The car dealership shuffle

Mazda’s back in Wausau! And some other dealership stuff happened too.

17:51 on 16 Sep 2006

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Face stuffing

It’s not criticism, it’s honesty. Well, maybe it’s both. But the food is good.

01:06 on 19 Aug 2006

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Misadventure in Grammar

I wasn’t always this smrt.

22:23 on 27 Jul 2006

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Flickr Lite

Because $25 seems like a lot even if it isn’t.

22:19 on 21 Jul 2006

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In my head

Stuff that’s been happening:

Things I did buy

Clipless sandals. So much better than the shoes I have because there are no socks required. Considering if it’s not warm enough for me to be wearing sandals I’m not going to be going biking either, it all works out pretty …

11:03 on 01 Jul 2006

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Hot Swedish Models

Hey, remember last year (5-8-05) when I started seriously car-shopping? One of the very first cars I drove was a green 1995 Saab 900S 4-door with a manual transmission. Er… I should say that I tried to drive it, as I wasn’t so good with the clutching. …

20:36 on 10 May 2006

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Chicken Sandwiches

In incomplete record of recent chicken sangwich consumption, in order of preference.

  1. Red Robin
  2. Culver’s
  3. Applebee’s
  4. Buffalo Wild Wings
  5. McDonald’s
19:35 on 19 Apr 2006

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Scamalot

Found this beauty on Craigslist Milwaukee:

2001 BMW 740iL XENON-NAV-XTRA CLEAN MILES 89800 - $6200
Leather Seats Cassette Player Sunroof CD Player
Passenger Airbag Driver Airbag Anti-Lock Brakes Side Airbags
Cruise Control Power Windows Air Conditioning Power Seats
Power Locks

Also included with the ad were a few pictures of a …

16:20 on 02 Apr 2006

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Is That Weather?

Today’s weather: High of 61 degrees with a likelihood of an attack by those aliens from War of the Worlds. Low of 49.

17:59 on 30 Mar 2006

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Jerks (a Brief List)

Sprint

Yep, that Sprint. No question, I really do like them a lot, but I’m a little sad at the same time. About a month ago, they sent this to my published email address:

Hi Andy,

The Sprint Ambassador Team recently visited Andylaub.com and wants to invite you to

10:09 on 11 Mar 2006

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Shoes, the Reversal.

PDF likes his shoes black and his socks blacker. My personal taste is not quite the same, nor are my buying habits. I would estimate at least 20 pairs accumulated in the last couple years alone. The best ones:

  1. Ben Sherman Cheetah, white/red/navy
  2. Converse Jack Purcell

22:52 on 27 Feb 2006

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Dog

My parents’ dog Honey.

22:31 on 11 Dec 2005

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Strings

In our building today…

23:13 on 10 Dec 2005

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Continued


20:00 on 04 Dec 2005

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Context


22:40 on 03 Dec 2005

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Fleur


00:13 on 03 Dec 2005

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Outpunned

Another email at work means funny funny jokes!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A

23:05 on 29 Nov 2005

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Office

So the new office pan is done. It’s not quite 360°; more like 340 or 350, but close enough, unless you were really intent on seeing another 2 feet of sage-colored wall and some stairs.

And I know that I haven’t even come close to my allocated bandwidth for the …

22:43 on 22 Nov 2005

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Pan

Some time ago (I mean a long time ago) I was bored so I shot this panorama of our old office. I shot some stuff today and I want to put a new one together, so if I actually do you’ll be the first to know.

I know, I know. …

19:53 on 20 Nov 2005

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Phantom

Some time ago I came across this phantom shuttle bus in the parking garage of a hotel in Minneapolis. I laughed nearly uncontrollably.

21:52 on 18 Nov 2005

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Connect

I’ve been doing more of the iChat thing lately and I rather enjoy the ability to have spontaneous and instantaneous conversations with people hundreds of miles away who share my interests. God bless the internerd!

22:46 on 17 Nov 2005

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Flora

In this case, the plants indigenous to the atrium of our building.

19:06 on 13 Nov 2005

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