Nov 05

Poetry

30 Nov 05 / # / 2

Dreamhost’s newsletter
for November is all in
Haiku. They’re silly.


Outpunned

29 Nov 05 / # / 6

Another email at work means funny funny jokes!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says “A beer please, and one for the road.”

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!”

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why,” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him…

Wait for it…

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


Settle

28 Nov 05 / # / 4

I’ve mentioned before that I tend to have issues with color. On the other hand, there are some times when I’m working that a color scheme or I like happens to fall into place while I’m just screwing around. Such is the case with those shown above, because now I’m thinking about keeping them. The question is, do I continue to try to work them, or do I use them as is since I like them now? I find this to be kind of the eternal paradox of graphic design. Yes, I could go forth with the rough concept that happened to fall into place, but would I be slacking off by doing that or just working efficiently, or just lucky? If I do proceed with that and finalize it, it almost feels like I’m taking the easy way out because I’m not painfully exerting myself and stretching my abilities to their limits.

This is when you have to start thinking about scale. How important is this project, and what kind of lifespan is it going to have? I could understand the weeks or months of struggle if you’re developing a new identity for, say, AT&T. On the other hand, if you’re working on a catalog with a lifespan of a month, chances are you’re not going to spend nearly as much time developing the look since it will be gone and forgotten before long.

Which brings me back to my dilemma. In this case the colors and design in question are for a personal project which in a way adds another complication. When I’m working on stuff for my actual real job it’s easier because of the aforementioned short lifespans, but also because there are others involved on the project so I don’t have to completely rely on myself for feedback. There are certain times where I get to a point in a project and just can’t do anything else with it. At this point it helps to see the marketeer in charge because I can start to refine it or add things I missed or remove things that are unnecessary, which means that whether I like it or not I have to continue to work until we are both (hopefully) satisfied.

Not so at home. I could call it a day if I wanted to on this project and proceed to the next steps and stare at it and feel guilty about not having put more thought into it, or I could continue to waste time on trying to make it look better when I really like it right now. Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.


WTF?

27 Nov 05 / # / 0

This is not what I want to see.


Roam

26 Nov 05 / # / 0

The first time I ever played Driver was when the free-roaming / driving / action game took its place as my favorite genre. There’s something about being able to just hop in a game and go where ever you want to and explore that has always appealed to me and this type of game fits the bill. I want to say it was the Grand Theft Auto series that originally made the concept a reality, but it was Driver that revolutionized it by making it 3-dimensional, third-person point of view instead of top-down.

Driver 2 made it so (gasp!) you could actually leave your car and had a limited amount of on-foot scenarios, but no weaponry. Along came the PS2 and the titan of titans, GTA III, which really brought attention to the genre and was the game to have for the new Playstation. Not only could you get out of the car, but there were tons of different ways in which you could interact with the other citizens of Liberty City. With GTA showing how much money a company could rake in if they did it right, a number of other franchises began, most notably The Getaway, based in real-world, present-day London, and True-Crime, in which you play a police officer doing his part to clean up the city. As similar as the basic concepts sound (drive around, run around, shoot stuff), the games all vary dramatically and none of them are spot-on perfect.

Driv3r is probably the weakest of them all. The game in general feels as though it was rushed to completion and there are certain things they didn’t seem to give much thought to. You can swim, but not very well, and if you end up in the water on some parts of the map you may as well start over because there’s no way out. There are times when police or other objects will just randomly appear on top of you, and the environments in general seem repetitive at times and very sterile. It’s not that there’s no debris or anything like that but that there’s no interaction with anybody and even pedestrians are sparse. When in the open-roaming mode you can set the weather and time of day before starting but they will not change. The on-foot controls are horrible as is the ridiculous grunting sound Tanner (the main character) makes when trying to jump. The music is horrible. The other bizarre thing is the tie-in with Nokia, despite the fact that the vehicles suggest the game takes place in the 70’s. It’s impossible to tell. However, all is not lost – I really like both the handling of the cars and their appearance and damage models. But everything else is mostly worthless.

The Getaway: Black Monday is better in many ways. This new version actually has an in-game map so you can figure out where the hell you are, even though some roads are not shown. On foot controls are really good and the in-car stuff is mostly decent but still a little too tight for my liking. The environment is pleasantly realistic although the weather here always seems to be really overcast which is kind of depressing. One of the biggest draws of the game is that they actually have licensed vehicles rather than generic interpretations like the other games have, and this time around you also have access to motorcycles. I like the general feel of the game too – it seems the most realistic and unexaggerated and I think the game accomplishes exactly what it wants. Sound is good, but I’m pretty tired of just generic trance-y background music.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is a title that pretty much speaks for itself. There are only a few things I don’t like about this game, but they are not enough to keep it from being enjoyable. The cars could be better looking and the controls could be a little tighter; this is actually the opposite side of the spectrum from The Getaway if I were to put Driver in the dead center. On-foot is good in this game also, and CJ is probably the most agile in his movements of all the characters in this genre. You also get to know him really well as a person, and you know exactly why he does everything he does. There are some dopey things, of course, like the fact that to keep the game fresh Rockstar continues to add more content and variety even though some of it is rather silly and unnecessary. On the opposite end of that spectrum, they are gradually making the world more and more realistic even though it’s a non-existent place and that really makes the game worth going back to even after you finish it. What makes me the happiest is the anticipation for the next-generation GTA game on the new consoles, especially given what they’ve accomplished with such limited space and power on the PS2. And who could forget the audio? Everything in San Andreas sounds great, from the swearing pedestrians to the ambient noise to the hott early 90’s music and talk shows. And on top of everything else, it’s got a sense of humor! This is the benchmark, hands down, and for good reason.

True Crime: New York City is the closest thing to the GTA series of this bunch and in some ways is almost better. I really like that the game give you purpose and it’s actually for a noble cause, unlike all the other ones. Your main goal is to clean up the city, and this is reinforced by actually interacting with your boss and continually resolving small crimes while working on larger cases. The car models here almost on par with Driv3r’s which is pretty impressive although the driving itself, like GTA, is a bit loose. Of all the games, this one has the best on-foot controls especially when dealing with weapons. Almost every building is enterable in this game which amazes me, and there’s a lot of interaction with shopkeepers and street vendors as well. The voice acting is really good but the music overall is not really my thing. Even so, there’s a lot to like about this game and if you already own the entire GTA series this should be next on your list.

That said, it’s easy to see that GTA continues to be the winner, although all of the games are worth playing and even owning (with the possible exception of Driv3r — I’d maybe wait for the the next one).


Magic

25 Nov 05 / # / 2

We call these magic shoes, since that’s how they stay on your feet.

Anyway, I picked up a second pair since I like my other ones so much. On a related note, Converse’s site is looking really nice these days, and it seems like thanks to Nike iD, everybody’s doing customization. Well, that last one makes sense — Converse and Nike iD have the same personalization menus, even!

And the obligatory other magic shoe picture.


Thanks

24 Nov 05 / # / 0

It’s Thanksgiving today, and traditionally, at least when I was little, we’d go around the table and share what we’re thankful for. It’s been a long time since I’ve done that, so here’s a shot at it:

I have a ton of things to be thankful for. I’m in good health, I have a great place to live, and everything I need for my well-being. I have awesome friends and not one but two super-supportive families. I have a job that’s mostly fulfilling and demands creativity, and a bunch of people that I like working with. Most importantly, I’m thankful to be on the verge of my second quarter-century of life and just past the 5-year marker in a relationship with a person I love.

So, how about you?


Bunny!

23 Nov 05 / # / 2

Ads like this make Puma my favorite shoe company.


Office

22 Nov 05 / # / 0

So the new office pan is done. It’s not quite 360°; more like 340 or 350, but close enough, unless you were really intent on seeing another 2 feet of sage-colored wall and some stairs.

And I know that I haven’t even come close to my allocated bandwidth for the month so without further ado, here’s the 2400 x 1200 version (716K). Or, you can view it on flickr with the super-sweet little notes. It *almost* makes me want to put more pictures there, if I had any.


E’s

21 Nov 05 / # / 0

So I’m pretty much through the E’s as I continue to rip my CD collection. I’ve rediscovered Everclear, particularly their album “Songs From an American Movie Volume 1: Learning How to Smile.”

If you’re familiar with Everclear’s catalogue of music, then you already know that this one stands out like a sore thumb among some of their more moderately harder stuff. It’s a very eclectic album for them, with some songs verging on folky. I really like it for the variety of instruments and unexpected arrangements, so I was a little disappointed when Volume 2 (Good Time for a Bad Attitude) came out and returned to being semi-rock.It wasn’t necessarily bad, but it just didn’t seem to have the same intricacies as the first and so I didn’t find myself listening to it nearly as much. Same goes for their last one, whatever that’s called.


Pan

20 Nov 05 / # / 1

Some time ago (I mean a long time ago) I was bored so I shot this panorama of our old office. I shot some stuff today and I want to put a new one together, so if I actually do you’ll be the first to know.

I know, I know. You can’t even see anything. View at hi-rez (2400 x 1200, 350K).

EDIT:
Check. Out. That. Living Room.


Tussle

19 Nov 05 / # / 2


Phantom

18 Nov 05 / # / 2

Some time ago I came across this phantom shuttle bus in the parking garage of a hotel in Minneapolis. I laughed nearly uncontrollably.


Connect

17 Nov 05 / # / 2

I’ve been doing more of the iChat thing lately and I rather enjoy the ability to have spontaneous and instantaneous conversations with people hundreds of miles away who share my interests. God bless the internerd!


Duplicate

16 Nov 05 / # / 0

First, it’s the verb, not the noun.

Anyway, we somehow continue to accumulate technology. This time it’s a(nother) Power Mac G3. I’m not entirely sure where it came from, but I do know that while it was originally going to continue to live on as a computer, it’s now just dead in the water thanks to a mysterious power-related issue and has donated its RAM to my other (identical) G3. I’m thinking of throwing the HD into the other G3 as well because it’s running – get this – OS 8.5. That boggles my mind; it’s just so old! If I had to guess I’d say that it probably hasn’t been updated since it started service.

Speaking of duplicates, pick up a copy of True Crime: New York City from Best Buy (they get it tomorrow) and get a copy of the original, True Crime: Streets of L.A., for just $5! I think I’ll maybe take advantage of that, ’specially with my sweet coupon.


Postpone

15 Nov 05 / # / 0

Pesky snow, always has a tendency of postponing things. Like school or FedEx.

Or the post I was going to write for today.


Overtime

14 Nov 05 / # / 0

I just came off of my first ever 13-hour workday, so please pardon the lack of a meaningful post.

Instead, here’s shot of the best DAP ever, the best gum ever, the best SmartPhone ever and a cup from the best Mexican restaurant ever inside of the best midsized entry-level family sedan ever.


Flora

13 Nov 05 / # / 0

In this case, the plants indigenous to the atrium of our building.


Union

12 Nov 05 / # / 0

I am officially a member of the Pixelante, a word coined by Jack Thompson as a derogatory term for gamers and adapted by some art students in a sort of backlash to the whole situation. What’s more, you’re not only speaking out against video game censorship (and censorship as a whole) and frivolous lawsuits, you’re helping kids. That’s right – all Pixelante shirt proceeds go to charity.

Game Politics and Kotaku have more information regarding the program, or you can get the lowdown and maybe pick up a shirt from Straight Loop. All I can say is how happy I am that someone developed a shirt that is as inconspicuous as it is powerful.


Spur

11 Nov 05 / # / 3

I’ve spent a lot of time over the past week importing my CD library to iTunes and being reminded of songs and albums I liked at different times in my life. It’s a very strange feeling – there are certain songs that will automatically drown me in a particular memory for better or worse. It’s an effect that is capable of tainting certain songs if they were listened to during a period I’d rather forget.

It’s not something that happens with every song, just some, and it’s more noticeable if I haven’t listened to the album in some time. In a way, by listening to music almost exclusively digitally these days, I’m preventing this from happening by jumbling songs up I otherwise wouldn’t have chosen to hear, thereby preventing potential bonds between experiences and music. I’m not totally sure if that’s a relief or a disappointment.


Answers

10 Nov 05 / # / 2

I’m approaching a week of ownership on the new iPod (with video) and there were a couple of issues raised by both me and others regarding it. First of all, the screen is not just good. It is nothing short of amazing – like they’ve taken one of the cinema displays and shrunk it down to iPod size. Videos are still a comfortable size for viewing and the only issue I have is that it’s not as readable as the monochrome screens when the backlight is off.

I’ve had no issues with scratching but I can see where it could become a problem mainly over the screen area. It’s not such a big deal when you only glance at the screen for information but when you’re using it to view media it becomes a whole different animal. I’m not totally concerned about the rest of the iPod scratching – if it does, it does, and it definitely will. I’ll just continue to use the kindly-included case for now.

This is a more isolated victory, but the new 60 Gb iPod will fit snugly in the dock of the 3G 15 Gb iPod. Therefore, taking into account different thicknesses for different drive sizes, you can kind of infer which models this will work with and which it won’t. I’m just happy that all my old stuff works with all my new stuff (except, of course, the remote – but I never used it anyway).

Finally, we get to the heart of the new iPod: the video. I have not yet been suckered into buying videos from the iTunes Music Store so I can’t give any information about how long they take to download. I have, however, been busy trying to make some of my current library play nice with iTunes. The easiest way is to use QuickTime Pro to export your video to the iPod format as noted here. This worked for about 90% of the videos I tried to do.

A couple successfully showed video but no sound. After some research, I found this page that states, in short:

If the [audio] format is “MPEG1 Muxed” or “MPEG2 Muxed,” the audio portion of the file may not be retained with QuickTime Pro or iMovie. You may want to consider using a third-party utility to convert the muxed file to a format that does allow you to edit or export (known as demuxing).

So there it is – files intended for conversion must be demuxed before they’re exported in QuickTime. The thread points to an app called MPEG Streamclip which basically takes a given video and exports it to a different type. From just playing with it it seems capable and it has alot of different options. I tested one of the files that originally didn’t work and was confirmed to have muxed audio. I exported it to a .mov format and now I’m waiting for QuickTime to do its thing. I have no reason to think it won’t work, but that brings me to my biggest issue with this newfound iPod capability: the waiting.

Expect to spend a lot of time multitasking if you’re planning on putting videos on your iPod. A music video on my machine (1.0 Ghz PPC G4 with 1.25 Gb RAM and 5400 RPM HD) took at least an hour if not more, and some 11-minute TV clips have taken at least 3-4 times that. You may have better luck than I have (and I’m itching to give it a go on Abe’s 1.8 Ghz G5 iMac) but chances are there’s still going to be a hefty delay. The points are: a) don’t expect to spontaneously throw any old video onto your iPod at a moment’s notice and b) make sure it’s really worth having that entire season of The Brak Show on your iPod where you’ll probably never watch it.

A final note: I noticed after this research that the videos that had audio issues were all in the MPEG format, whereas the trouble-free ones were AVIs.

UPDATE 1 : 10 November 2005

I just wanted to note that the MPEG Streamclip to QT Pro to iTunes to iPod method does indeed work for videos with muxed audio. As mentioned before, I exported to the Quicktime MOV format, and used Apple’s H.264 video codec and the AAC stereo audio encoding at a 320 x 240 resolution.

UPDATE 2 : 11 November 2005

I’ve been playing a little more, and if you have a music video on the iPod, it’s listed in your audio library as well as your video library, meaning the audio from the movie is included in the “shuffle songs” function. Nice if you only own the video for the song, since it’s doubly functional. It’s this bit of information that makes iTMS’ music video offerings worth $1.99. The only drawback is potentially burning it to an audio CD – I’m not sure whether that’s possible or not.


Secret

09 Nov 05 / # / 4

You find the best things in the most surprising places.

Saturday we finally got a chance to stop at the Land Rover dealership in downtown Minneapolis and the experience stuck with me as being one of the neatest dealer facilities I’ve ever seen. The entire place sits on a city block, and consists of a medium-sized one-story showroom attached to a 4-story parking ramp.

Look up in the parking lot and take note of the LR3 on the roof. Walk past the de facto Land Rover test course to enter the showroom and absorb the sight, feel, and smell of some of the finest cars Britain has to offer (Do you like luxury?). In the middle of the showroom is a spiral staircase leading down to another showroom, which could’ve been where they kept the sold stock.

Follow the basement hallway towards the parking ramp and it starts to get even more interesting. This is the indoor used car area. You’ll notice a couple older M-B cabriolets in addition to a Jag and one of 4 Lotus Elises scattered about. Walk between the rows of cars, past the Jags and a couple of bargain Range Rovers and there is easily one of the most picturesque sights in Minneapolis.

THE. ELISE. IS. AMAZING.

Sadly, Land Rover and friends won’t be living downtown much longer. The last of the downtown dealerships will be moving up and out to a new location very soon. If you’re in town, check it out while it’s still open.


Sons

08 Nov 05 / # / 0

Congratulations are in order. ABE’s brother Quentin, pictured here with son Soren, is the proud father of another son (Casper John) as of yesterday afternoon.


Demo

07 Nov 05 / # / 1

My parents were in town to get the oil changed in my dad’s car, and so I met up with them and they gave me some mail.

Mixed in with the three Motor Trend magazines and various university-related stuff (”give us more money!”) were not one but two demo discs for the PS2. One was a standalone demo of a game I’ve been meaning to try, Shadow of the Colossus, and the other was a mix-tape of sorts, with some of Sony’s newest sequels and other junk. I wasn’t to sure about the former after playing it. I’m sure I’d like it as I got more used to the controls but I just couldn’t push through it today.

The sampler was rather nice. It had some givens on there like Jak X, Ratchet: Deadlocked, Sly 3, etc. But like last year’s, the game that I figured I wouldn’t care much for (previously it was Star Wars Battlefronts) turned out to possibly be my favorite of the disc. This time around it was Heroes of the Pacific, a WWII-era flight sim. The gameplay is decent and the in-game graphics are pretty good as well, but what really blew me away was how nice the menus looked. It was a cross between a comic book and the standard WWII propaganda look from back then. They mixed it together so incredibly well that I wanted to buy the game just so I could see more of the navigation. It makes me wish I’d been hired to build their site – the design is that beautiful and gives that much to work with.

All this, plus a coupon for $5 off any PSP or PS2 game? Thanks Sony!


5G

06 Nov 05 / # / 0

The time has finally come. I picked up a spanking new 60GB iPod on Friday night. The thing is just hott, too – this is easily the sexiest generation of iPod ever. The 60 loses a little something in aesthetics compared to the unbelievably thin 30, but more than compensates with capacity. Fitting also, that the 5G iPod coincidentally constitutes the 5th member of our household iPod family.

I also bought one of the new universal docks because I was unsure as to whether the 3rd-gen dock that I got with my other iPod would be compatible. They both fit snugly in the same dock adapter (#10) that came with the new one, but I’ll have to wait until Tuesday when I get to work to see whether it’s a similar situation with the existing dock.

For $40 the universal dock also includes adapters for the iPod mini and all the 4G iPods which is rather convenient but unnecessary. I only wish the 5G iPod came as well-equipped. $360 2 years ago got me a 15GB iPod, a dock, a firewire cable, headphones, a carrying case, and wall plug. And while this new iPod adds some great features, the dock becomes an extra rather than a given, and I’m just happy I can continue to use the old power brick. Fortunately, a very nice simple case is included, and while I was disappointed in the lack of FireWire support, the USB 2 seems to work just fine.

I’ve yet to play any videos on it and have only used the photo feature briefly. According to this, a copy of Quicktime Pro will convert any videos you’d already view in Quicktime (mpeg, MOV, or AVI) into an iPod-ready format. I’m trying this right now, so I’ll try to follow up. It seems to work well, and given that Pro for Windows and Mac are the 3rd and 4th best sellers in the Apple Store right now I’d bet others agree.