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Twelvis

The PDF and I, whilst playing tennis and later eating lunch have developed a new, more exciting way to play tennis.

To play, you need four players and two courts. Four nets, four balls, everything flying everywhere. What is this successor to tennis? It’s two whopping times better, so twelvis, of course.

Although, if you’re more into birdies than balls, maybe radminton is more your thing.

Yeah, we’ve never played either of those and probably never will. I’d have to stop sucking at tennis first.

01:00 on 06 Jul 2005

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  1. PDF said:

    Wouldn’t “two whopping times better” than tennis be twentis? I was under the impression it was tennis + two…

    07:38 on 06 Jul 2005
  2. matches said:

    Probably. It should say two whopping times more than tennis, not better. Although by being more it is also better, just like life.

    07:50 on 06 Jul 2005



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