as you know, abe’s a teacher. two blocks away from his (elementary!) school is a bar. this bar is freqented by teachers from that school (and, most likely, teachers from nearby middle and high schools also. not all teachers, of course, but enough to be noteworthy. so onto the idea. we’re gonna open a bar and (here’s the good part) it’ll be called the Teachers Lounge. is that not the most ingenious thing ever? we then were thinking that it might actually be a strip club. but then we were wondering where you’d find strippers for such an establishment, and decided teachers would be prime candidates, bringing a whole new meaning to the name. yep, the Teachers Lounge, established August 2002.